{"id":138,"date":"2024-09-07T15:26:30","date_gmt":"2024-09-07T15:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/?page_id=138"},"modified":"2024-09-09T00:47:55","modified_gmt":"2024-09-09T00:47:55","slug":"archive","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/archive\/","title":{"rendered":"Archive"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"572\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-slap-1-1024x572.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-213\" style=\"width:670px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-slap-1-1024x572.png 1024w, https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-slap-1-300x168.png 300w, https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-slap-1-768x429.png 768w, https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-slap-1-1536x859.png 1536w, https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-slap-1-2048x1145.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-small);margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xlarge);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-small);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xlarge)\">By Month<\/h2>\n\n\n<ul style=\"margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xxlarge);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xxlarge);\" class=\"wp-block-archives-list wp-block-archives\">\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/08\/'>August 2025<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/04\/'>April 2025<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/03\/'>March 2025<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/02\/'>February 2025<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/01\/'>January 2025<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/12\/'>December 2024<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/11\/'>November 2024<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/10\/'>October 2024<\/a><\/li>\n\t<li><a href='https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/09\/'>September 2024<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-superbfont-xlarge-font-size\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xxlarge);margin-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xlarge);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xsmall);margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--superbspacing-xlarge)\">All<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-1 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:10%\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:90%\">        <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-wrapper superbaddons-recentposts-alignment-left\">\r\n            <ul class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-list\">\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/08\/25\/i-may-die-today-or-next-week-or-next-year-or-never\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/rainbow-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    August 25, 2025                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I May Die Today Or Next Week Or Next Year Or Never<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            I think I\u2019m going to die soon. I have nothing [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/04\/15\/im-manipulating-my-life-via-my-classes\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_0500-150x150.jpg\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    April 15, 2025                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I&#039;m Manipulating My Life Via My Classes<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            I\u2019m not even going to lie to you, the reason [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/03\/22\/im-back-and-love-is-stupid\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_0401-150x150.jpg\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    March 22, 2025                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I&#039;m Back and Love Is Stupid<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Well, I\u2019m not dead. Ok, listen. I wrote half of [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/02\/09\/here-are-10-ways-to-die-and-be-reborn-again\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Screen-Shot-2025-02-08-at-11.21.07-PM-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    February 9, 2025                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Here Are 10 Ways to Die and Be Reborn Again<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Many thoughts. Many, many, many, many, many thoughts. I guess [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/01\/20\/gird-your-loins\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/image-2-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    January 20, 2025                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Gird Your Loins.<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Here we go. Today is the day we have all [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2025\/01\/14\/my-new-classes-are-gonna-be-great-manifesting\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/commuting-2-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    January 14, 2025                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">My New Classes Are Gonna Be Great (Manifesting)<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            I am retrospectively saying the messed up posting schedule that [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/12\/30\/im-a-hockey-player-not-a-figure-skater\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/lights-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    December 30, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I&#039;m a Hockey Player, Not a Figure Skater<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            I once again forgot what day it was. I whipped [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/12\/16\/santa-claus-jr-is-comin-to-town\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/plane-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    December 16, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Santa Claus Jr. Is Comin&#039; to Town<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            A\/N: Sorry these have been posted irregularly this month. I [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/12\/09\/i-almost-ruined-thanksgiving-for-the-cranberry-sauce-lovers\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/krampus-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    December 9, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I Almost Ruined Thanksgiving (For the Cranberry Sauce Lovers)<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            I\u2019m feeling a short blog post today because I\u2019m not [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/12\/02\/im-waxing-poetic-about-fanfiction\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/moms-transit-card-2-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    December 2, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I&#039;m Waxing Poetic About Fanfiction<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            The fanfic writing has officially begun. WOOOO!!! I\u2019ve actually gotten [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/11\/25\/im-imagining-dragons\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/first-snow-edited-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    November 25, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I&#039;m Imagining Dragons<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            FINALS WEEK IS OVER. I&#039;M FREEEEE!!!!!!! I did indeed skip [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/11\/10\/life-is-still-worth-living\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/stitchie-2-150x150.jpg\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    November 10, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Life Is Still Worth Living<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Welp. Here we are. In the wise words of Rhett [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/10\/27\/happy-monster-high-week-2024\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/frankie-3-edited-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    October 27, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Happy Monster High Week 2024!<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Happy Monster High Week 2024! I went with Operetta, Spectra, [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/10\/20\/the-joker-is-meeee\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/100_0425-edited-150x150.jpg\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    October 20, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">The Joker IS MEEEE<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            I\u2019M A FUCKING IDIOT. TWILIGHT. THAT\u2019S WHAT I SHOULD WRITE [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/10\/13\/literally-new-hair-new-me\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/life-is-beautiful-1-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    October 13, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Literally New Hair, New Me<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Kesha needs to re-release \u201cTiK ToK\u201d because yes! I do [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/10\/06\/we-have-to-make-this-moment-last\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/red-hair-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    October 6, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">We Have to Make This Moment Last<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            A\/N: I&#039;ve decided to write these on Saturdays and publish [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/09\/28\/i-am-way-too-busy-to-be-existential-right-now\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/stinky-stitch-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    September 28, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I Am Way Too Busy to Be Existential Right Now<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            My dog got freakin\u2019 skunked!!!!! The smell has fused with [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/09\/22\/i-have-the-suite-life-most-of-the-time\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/100_0361-edited-150x150.jpg\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    September 22, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Yes I Have the Suite Life. Most of the Time.<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            What a week! My mom had a work conference downtown [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/09\/14\/where-are-the-hotties\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/100_0335-150x150.jpg\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    September 14, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">Where Are the Hotties?<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Second Saturday. Second blog. Let\u2019s gooo. (Side note: I wrote [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                                    <li class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item\">\r\n                        <a href=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/2024\/09\/13\/i-am-trying-something-new\/\" >\r\n                            <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-inner\">\r\n                                                                    <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-left\">\r\n                                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"51\" height=\"51\" src=\"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/greetings-2-150x150.png\"  \/>\r\n                                    <\/div>\r\n                                                                <div class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-right\">\r\n                                                                            <!-- Meta -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                                                                            <time class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-date\">\r\n                                                    September 13, 2024                                                <\/time>\r\n                                                                                                                                        <span class=\"superbaddons-recentposts-item-author\">\r\n                                                    by dachini                                                <\/span>\r\n                                                                                    <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                    <!-- Title -->\r\n                                    <span style=\"font-size:16px; color:#444444;\">I Am Trying Something New<\/span>\r\n\r\n                                                                            <!-- Excerpt -->\r\n                                        <span style=\"font-size:14px; color:#7C7C7C;\">\r\n                                            Ever since I was a young bambino, I knew I [&hellip;]                                        <\/span>\r\n                                    \r\n                                                                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/a>\r\n                    <\/li>\r\n                            <\/ul>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:80px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Month All<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"full-width","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-138","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216,"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138\/revisions\/216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/longstoriesshort.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}