Well, I’m not dead. Ok, listen. I wrote half of this post about three weeks ago, but I ran out of steam and was unable to finish it. I thought, “It’ll be a few days late, but it’s fine. I’ll finish it before the weekend.” Except that didn’t happen. What…

Many thoughts. Many, many, many, many, many thoughts. I guess I’ll start with addressing the fact that this post is late. If, for some reason, this is your only way of keeping up with me, you may have thought I was dead. Fear not, I am alive, despite the universe’s…

Here we go. Today is the day we have all been dreading. Nay, today is the day we have all been absolutely terrified off. Today is day one of what will surely be a painful four years. Three words: Gird your loins. The first time I heard this phrase was…